Here’s a bonus “Mascot” comic this week for you folks who can’t make it to SDCC this weekend. ;P Read MORE “I’m My Own Mascot” here.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
ok because of tumblr i literally thought dmmd was a fucking gay dating sim
fuck this website
this is literally the funniest thing i have seen in SO LONG omg child please
This has got to be a troll post.
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Summer Reading from The New Yorker
The New Yorker is opening up its Web site for the next few months, letting visitors read everything currently being published — along with archives back to 2007 — for free.
The move comes alongside a site redesign.
Via The New Yorker:
Beginning this week, absolutely everything new that we publish—the work in the print magazine and the work published online only—will be unlocked. All of it, for everyone. Call it a summer-long free-for-all. Non-subscribers will get a chance to explore The New Yorker fully and freely, just as subscribers always have. Then, in the fall, we move to a second phase, implementing an easier-to-use, logical, metered paywall.
Images: Twitter posts from The New Yorker… and an ellipsis for good measure.
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
best of “she wears short skirts”
If you were on the fence about buying my book, Otaku Journalism, you might want to check it out now that it’s on sale for 50 percent off. Otaku Journalism has an average rating of five stars and readers have used the scripts in it to get interviews at conventions and even start their own blogs.